There was this freshly cut hedge. And only this guy was sticking out. Maybe he was a super fast grower. But I like to think he was tougher than the blades that tried to cut him. He even shattered them to a million pieces. He was a true rebel.
The lazy "Fuck you!" way! Maybe the customer pissed the pizza guy off on the phone or something. Or maybe the really stupid delivery boy really thought that's how it should be delivered?